Police: Vermont man crushed cop cars with tractor

The United States has fifty beautiful, amazing States, each with its own unique beauty and culture. From the hustle of Manhattan to the vast expanses of Texas, from the Everglades in Florida to the wine vineyards of California, our country has so much to see, and so much to be proud of. Unfortunately, it seems…

Women Too Delicate For Manly German Waterslide

Men can reach speeds of up to 72 kilometers per hour on the X-treme Faser water slide at Galaxy Rutschenparadies, which is part of the Therme Erding sauna complex near Munich. Women can watch from the ground and take pictures. Park officials say they moved to ban women from the ride after “six women had…

Swimming In A Sea Of Pee

With the Olympics in full swing, The Huffington Post, bastion of fine investigative journalism, answers today’s most burning question: “Do Olympic Swimmers Pee In The Pool?” The answer, apparently, is a resounding yes, though not in the middle of races. Some even pee on the pool deck. No wonder Michael Phelps is retiring. We look…

It’s A Bird! It’s A Plane! Ouch, It’s A Bird!

Six Flags Great Adventure is one of the world’s best amusement parks, and its Kingda Ka roller coaster is one of the world’s best, with a height of 45 stories and top speeds of 128 miles per hour. When you’re zooming around at that speed you expect thrills, but not a bird in the face.…

The Urinating Pickup Artist

Timothy Paez is the man. He’s got moves that, well, nobody else has ever tried. And with good reason.  The only date he picked up last Saturday night was an arraignment date. Paez went out to Shooter’s Bar & Grill in Boulder, Colorado. At 11:45, a woman caught his eye, and Paez knew better than…

Police: Movie Theater Needs Bigger Sign Banning Weapons

It’s to be expected that tensions are heightened at movie theaters around the country following the recent mass murder at a theater in Aurora, Colorado.  It’s no surprise then that police were called  by theater employees in Cookeville, TN,  when a patron was seen with a holstered gun.  When police arrived, they made an annoucement…