Category Archives: Oops

Police: Movie Theater Needs Bigger Sign Banning Weapons

It’s to be expected that tensions are heightened at movie theaters around the country following the recent mass murder at a theater in Aurora, Colorado.  It’s no surprise then that police were called  by theater employees in Cookeville, TN,  when a patron was seen with a holstered gun.  When police arrived, they made an annoucement…

Where Have You Gone, Joe Dimaggio? Popular New Stamp Is Backwards

There is no doubt that Joe Dimaggio was a great hitter. His 56 game hitting streak is often pointed to as the most unbreakable record in sports. Though Dimaggio got a hit in every one of those 56 games(and 2214 hits in all), he hit all of them from the right side.  A big mistake, then, by the ever-embattled United States Postal Service. …

That’s one way to wake up…

From the “It might be time to give up the driver’s seat” file… 72 year old Louise Ericksen of Northern Minnesota was driving her Chevy Impala, when the car crossed the median, and ran in to a ditch. The car smacked right in to a “No Passing” sign (which Ericksen may have seen, if she hadn’t…

Weed Killer Goes On Rampage, Kills Lawn As Well

Ron Olson was preparing his 40,000 square foot lawn for an annual fundraiser he runs to benefit the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation. Wanting to ensure that everything would be perfect, Mr. Olson purchased and applied Ferti-lome weed killer to remove unsightly weeds. Unfortunately, Mr. Olson failed to read page 2 of the attached 8 page instruction…

US Deports Natural-Born 14 Year Old Runaway To Columbia

Jakadrien Turner was born in the United States.  She is a United States Citizen. She speaks is African-American and speaks no Spanish.  Yet when she was arrested last year in Houston for shoplifiting, six month after the 14 year old ran away from her home in Dallas, police decided she was a 22 year old…

Paraglider Vs. Truck- Who Wins?

We’ve never gone paragliding, nor do we have any interest in doing so.  But we’re pretty sure that the example in the clip below violates what we imagine to be rule #1 of paragliding: watch where you land! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk-BLDhaeBg Related articles How to Picnic While Paragliding (thedailymeal.com) Paraglider rescued after crashing into tree during take-off…

Tales of the Undead

We are not sure which is harder…trying to get yourself declared not dead when an organization thinks you are, or trying to convince an organization that your loved one has died and thus will not need them anymore… Sprint refuses to cancel the account of a man’s brother, who died suddenly in December. After over…

Shortchanged? Set the Place on Fire

WFTV Florida reports that an angry woman is accused of setting a Walgreens on fire. One moment…she was angry about receiving incorrect change, and the next, she was going up and down the aisles lighting things on fire with a lit cigarette. In the Walgreens TV commercials, they recount the story of the town of…