Michael Anthony Fuller no longer feels like a million dollars. There’s a scene in Airplane 2 where Sonny Bono walks into a store and nonchalantly selects several items before sheepishly asking for “the second time bomb on the left”. We imagine that Mr. Fuller’s recent trip to Walmart was much like that. Mr Fuller selected a vacuum cleaner, a microwave oven and other items- in total, $476 in merchandise. He ambled up to the checkout and attempted to pay with a $1 million bill that he had made. Mr. Fuller now sits in jail on $17,500 bail. We suggest he not attempt to pay it with a $20,000 bill.