When It’s Not Enough To Merely Beat Your Dead Horse

By | December 1, 2011

For one 21 year old woman in Portland, Oregon, the question of what to do with a dead horse recently had a bizarre answer: strip naked and crawl inside. The 32 year old horse “was put down humanely, with a single shot to the brain from a high powered rifle.. When asked why she had done this, the woman stated that “there was nothing religious about what she did and didn’t intend to offend anyone. She said she was just curious and nothing else.”

Local police were quite disturbed, but were unable to file charges.

“At some during point you in your career you say, ‘Yeah, I’ve seen a lot of bad stuff.’ You see this kind of picture and you realize maybe you haven’t seen everything,” said the deputy.

Perhaps the case is best summed up by the woman’s mother who stated that “it was the sweetest meat she’d ever tasted, but she wished her daughter didn’t take the photos.”